IsaacHock 1:18 Sat Dec 28
Phrases you can use at B&Q or during sex...
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Away you go...
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chim chim cha boo
4:53 Sun Dec 29
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A hammer, a jigsaw, a mask and goggles and 15 plastic sheets please.
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lab
3:34 Sun Dec 29
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Are you happy with pink or shall I turn it over for brown?
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BRANDED
2:05 Sun Dec 29
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One finger or five?
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JLAP
12:23 Sun Dec 29
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What day have you got the painters in?
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Godwinson
12:14 Sun Dec 29
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Would you like some BBQ sauce on that?
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Darlo Debs
12:03 Sun Dec 29
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Is there a buy one get one free deal for this?
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Tadlad
12:01 Sun Dec 29
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Can I pay by card?
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IsaacHock
10:43 Sat Dec 28
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Which aisle for hardwood?
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HairyHammer
10:11 Sat Dec 28
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Earie
Your a sad old cunt arent you.
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AVOR
9:34 Sat Dec 28
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See West Ham were shit again...u can use that phrase any fucking where at the moment
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Eerie Descent
9:33 Sat Dec 28
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As long as you don't chop your wife's head off, you disgusting pig.
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HairyHammer
9:31 Sat Dec 28
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Do you have a hammer so i could chop my head off and forget that i support West ham.
Not very sex orientated tbh, just an actual feeling.
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Darlo Debs
9:23 Sat Dec 28
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i think we should consider buying some bonding glue
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irons1979
8:50 Sat Dec 28
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Sorry, I thought it was on offer??
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The old c wing
8:31 Sat Dec 28
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Me: Can you tell me where the caulk is?
Cue eye contact avoided by late 50s gentleman or spotty college student.
Replace caulk with clit and you get an insight into my sex life.
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VirginiaHam
8:16 Sat Dec 28
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he only way I can get the back door to close is by fiddling with the knob. Got any WD40?
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irons1979
8:06 Sat Dec 28
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Would you recommend putting plastic sheeting down before we start to protect the floor from stains?
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Hello Mrs. Jones
8:03 Sat Dec 28
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Your piss flaps look like overcooked brisket
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irons1979
7:34 Sat Dec 28
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It’s a fucking massive crack. Think it’s going to take me ages to fill it.
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chim chim cha boo
7:25 Sat Dec 28
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I really don't have enough to fill that bucket.
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Darlo Debs
7:05 Sat Dec 28
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Oh I have never seen a plunger that size before
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